I have done it. I caved. Well, I have sort of caved. After hunting high and low for a Christmas jumper that I could wear more than once that did not make me look like a complete idiot I have found something. It is more of a heavy sweatshirt than a classic knitted jumper in a Christmas style. It also does not strictly have a Christmas motif on it, but you could never really tell. The one issue though? It is probably too big for me – so I have devised a plan.
The plan has three possible paths. I am either going to get hench so it fits like a glove, I could get fat so it does the same or I am going to wash it repeatedly so it shrinks down to a nice size. In truth I think just two of those plans would work nicely; hench and washing? That sounds good to me.